Posted by
James Burns on Sunday, October 26, 2008 1:05:43 PM
Official
Announcement: in light of the
'bailout'
The
federal government today announced that it is
changing its emblem from an Eagle to a
CONDOM because it more accurately reflects
the government's political stance. A condom
allows for inflation, halts production, destroys
the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're
actually being screwed!
Damn,
it just doesn't get more accurate than
that.